"Your home is your life. If your house is a mess, that reflects negatively on you as a woman. After centuries of the patriarchy, frankly, I'm surprised you didn't know that by now.
So get your act together by spring cleaning your home. Here are some very helpful tips for you to take your garbage home and turn it into something that will trap you with its expectations and thankless drudgery until you die and/or escape to the desert and sell meth."
For a hefty dose of hilarity and sarcasm, please do yourself a favor and read the rest of the above quoted short article.
You're welcome. :)